A 14 day road trip with no particular set plan with the exception of the intention to explore Yellowstone National Park and Grand Teton National Park. Along the way, crazy tolls along the way north towards Minnesota; leading towards a boring drive with a giant whiff of cow; fun billboards in South Dakota; a bison burger with wasabi at Tally's Silver Spoon; no jewels in the Jewel Cave with an exuberant guide from Wisconsin (y'all); driving into snowy conditions; bison stopping traffic; lost cutlery; nearly frozen due to a forgotten sleeping mat causing a migration south; an amazing mountain pizza pie; stumbling upon a ghost town; finding the best pie shop; hiking into a family of moose; exploring the art of flight; etc. etc.